office april fools

Today Joe, our Managing Director, came into his office to a stack of letters, resignation letters — from everyone in our company. It was prank on Joe and us at the same time. Someone, still unknown, handcrafted letters for each employee that are both comical, and personally relevant. ‘My’ resignation letter, typeset in Chiller, reads as follows:

To 5TH Cell Management,

I have really enjoyed my experience at 5TH Cell, but it’s time for me to move on in my career. As a result, I have taken a job at Apple, as Steve Job’s assistant’s assistant. Please consider this as my resignation. Today will be my last day.

Respectfully yours,

Chuck Skoda
Programmer

April 1, 2010 at 9:55 am

I would have bought the terse tone and content, but *Chiller*?! Really? Obviously a fake.

Sean S, April 1, 2010 at 10:25 am

I know who it was!!! :)

-kb

Kyle, April 1, 2010 at 10:37 am

Haha, very clever.  I bet the assistant’s assistant still has to buy his own iPad though.

Justin C, April 2, 2010 at 8:08 am

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