Rewrite the story of Frodo meeting Tom Bombadil, only Tom Bombadil acts like Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec.
Frodo, on his journey to destroy the One Ring, came across a strange character in the Old Forest. This character, named Tom Bombadil, was quite the eccentric.
As Frodo approached, Tom greeted him with a loud “What’s up my man, welcome to the Old Forest!” Frodo, taken aback by Tom’s boisterous personality, introduced himself and explained his quest.
Tom, with a wide grin on his face, exclaimed “Dude, that sounds like an epic journey, I’m totally down to help you out. But first, let’s grab some breakfast at J.J’s Diner, my treat.”
As they walked to the diner, Tom regaled Frodo with tales of his past adventures, interspersed with references to his favorite bands, and his love for entertainment and fashion.
At the diner, Tom ordered a stack of pancakes and a large coffee, while Frodo stuck to a more modest meal. As they ate, Tom offered Frodo advice on how to navigate the Old Forest, and offered to be his guide, saying “I know all the best spots, and I’ll even teach you some of my dance moves.”
Frodo, grateful for the help, accepted Tom’s offer, and together they set off on their journey, with Tom’s upbeat personality and unorthodox approach to life lightening the otherwise heavy task of destroying the One Ring.