finally, logos for mac

Logos Bible software has finally been released for Mac. If you’ve never heard about Logos it’s pretty much the premier Bible study software, which until now was only available on Windows. Read more about it on TUAW, and if you do have a Mac make sure to download the Logos free Bible widget.

Update: This is old news, it’s just new to me. What actually happened is that Logos just released version 1.2 of the software for Mac. Previous versions have been available on Mac for a few months.

office environment

To give you an idea of the fun office environment I work in everyday, I just got back from lunch and the following todo list was on my desktop.

To Do:

  • Wash mangos
  • Sell kidneys to charity
  • Recycle a puppy
  • Set up bear traps in apartment
  • Triangulate the location of the enemy’s secret hq
  • Figure out that algebra stuff
  • Eat some dirt
  • Karate chop an unsuspecting bystander
  • Divide by 0

norris

This weekend I compiled a list of my favorite Chuck Norris “facts” (jokes). If you find them offensive, don’t read them.

  • Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
  • Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
  • The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
  • If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
  • Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  • Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
  • Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”.
  • Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • When Chuck Norris eats garlic, the garlic smells like Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris sued NBC on a claim that Law & Order were trademarked names for his left and right thighs.

self-photo camera

You see it all the time. Friends squeezing together with a camera at arms length, just trying to capture everybody in the same image. Well Samsung wants to cater to such self-photo takers by releasing the first cameras with 2 LCD screens, front and back. I can’t imagine it will be long until you start to see this on cameras everywhere. Great innovation Samsung!

iphone development introduction

My cohort Sean recently emailed a link to a blog post which I feel is improperly titled iPhone Development Emergency Guide. It’s really a cursory glance at iPhone development for anyone who already has a strong familiarity with application development in general.

restructured

Over the weekend I made some changes to the site causing the URLs to change for most of the pages. If you were following either the blog feed or photo feed those links have changed to http://feeds.feedburner.com/technochocolate and http://chuckskoda.com/photo_feed/ respectively.

human nature

If you haven’t heard Pastor Judah’s message from last Sunday you need to watch it, and if you did, you should probably watch it again.

strategy games

IGN placed Lock’s Quest in their list of the top 5 strategy games on the DS.

The guys at 5th Cell are awesome. We’ve gone on and on about how blown away we are by Scribblenauts, and lots of people know about Drawn to Life. But between those titles there was Lock’s Quest. It’s a deep, intense strategy game that not enough people bought. So go remedy that!


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